Here are 10 symptoms to tell you that you hang out with Terence Heng too much...
- When someone says "我们去吃先", you will be very very tempted to correct that person and say "应该是我们先去吃"
- You pick out all the veggie and put it aside, expecting somebody to eat it for you when you are eating
- When somebody doesn't agree to do something for you, you will threaten that person "你不帮我，我就亲你"
- When somebody asked you to do something and you don't want to, you will say "你当我是女佣 huh?"
- You cringe everytime someone pronounce 女主角 (jue) as 女主角 (jiao), and you will tell that person "台湾人才念女主角 (jiao), 新加坡人是念女主角 (jue) 的"
- You always look for the most spicy food on the menu when you are ordering your food.
- You are tempted to tell the last person that turn up at a gathering/outing that "XYZ, you are the last team to arrive, you've been eliminated from the race."
- You are sensitive to words like "状元" or "风水轮流转", and these words always reminds of the TV shows "挑战状元榜" and "今天谁会赢"
- Terence comes to your mind when you see the numbers "38"
- You want to scold the person for saying "这碗汤很烧" and tell that person that the correct way of saying should be "这碗汤很烫"
If you know Terence Heng and you have...
- 9 to 10 symptoms : Are you dating him or something...it is good to know your friends, but never good to know them too well...
- 6 to 8 symptoms : You are more or less safe, just be careful if you are near to the higher end of this category...
- 3 to 5 symptoms : It would be good to talk to him more, be it on MSN or whatsoever.
- 0 to 2 symptoms : Are you sure you know Terence Heng? You may want to start by visiting his blog and see if we are talking about the same person here.
I have 6 symptoms I think, 1, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10...
What about you?
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